"Just because St. Patrick's Day is coming up and I have a few relatives who live in Ireland, the librarians thought it would be "cute" to dress me up as a leprechaun.
No fake gold coins are going to make me fall for their leprechaun trap though - - maybe if they were made of chocolate."
The next day...
"Hmmm.. I think there is a picture of one of my cousins in this book."
"If I just move it this way a little and snatch it really quickly...."
"Curse those librarians and their stellar book buying skills...
Also, why did they use a Froot Loops box for the trap?
Everybody knows leprechauns like Lucky Charms.
I'm partial to Shredded Wheat myself, they
remind me of the bales from the barn back home.
A little help here?"